TITS by GKG

Zagth! Hark at the moon! Just missing the Mark fer the 2006 holiday rush comes the stollen of fiction by marginalized author GKG, "TITS". This novel, which picks up where "Dang" left off, with Doctor Science (Good Morning Hibbert, op. ed.) mounting Japongus Peak, has several rocks being "offed" in the process.

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"Some pages made the cut!" - Howard

"When I came back from Korea in Oh Twelve, I found it in the freezer. Now it's your problem," admonishes the author.

"Non gustibus disputandum est," the-best-I-can-do's a dozing Dan.

"Tomorrow's another day," reckons ol' Van Wink.

Handing the conversion off to inferiors were Tuzduz and Dingo Solnar, recent hires of S'e'e'o' 'ou'e, who have little or nothing to say, as one can tell from their bayou liars' eyes.

GKG was found mounting Japongus Hump, and groped, for comment. His lips slowly parted and after the steam had cleared GKG said through clenched teeth and a menacing grimace that his book would be out by X-mas times. Here's Hoping!