"We're all mad here." Truer words have never described this two horse, single stoplight jerkwater. Tales of woe and madness abound! Somewhere a portal has opened (or a mountain crevasse) and beckons you to fall in! Where other novels fail, "Goofy Ideas and Lies about Twin Peaks" captures the spontaneity and weirdness of the original series in a sequence of vignettes inspired by the unique mania of 20 different rural Washington state residents (including Frankenstein).