I snagged this book as an ARC because I’m a professional honest reviewer (translation: I have no self-control and zero chill).
My god, this book. I went in expecting mediocrity at best. Honestly, after the parade of “debut novels” I’ve suffered through this year—bless their chaotic little hearts—I was fully prepared to be underwhelmed.
Plot twist: my expectations didn’t just get shattered, they got yeeted into another dimension.
The world-building? Gorgeous. The magic system? Chef’s kiss, impeccable. And the slow burn? My friends, it’s so slow it should come with a warning label and a fan for when you start spontaneously combusting. I was melting.
You’re going to fall head-over-heels for these characters. By the end I was ride-or-die for Azaria like I’d personally sworn an oath on her team’s found-family bible. I laughed, I cried, I wanted to fight fictional enemies right alongside them. The banter is chef’s kiss—sharp, adorable, and dangerously addictive. I was cackling like a lunatic in public. Zero regrets.
The only downside? That brutal cliffhanger. Being an ARC reader is a curse when you discover a gem this early. Now I’m over here vibrating with impatience, refreshing release dates like a desperate raccoon. Book 2, I’m begging you—drop sooner. My emotional stability needs you.
Bottom line: If you’re even thinking about picking this up, stop thinking and do it. You will not be disappointed. You might, however, develop a new book hangover and trust issues with slow burns. Worth it.
